I know it sounds weird, but bear with me, it'll be worth it.
First, how do you feel about beets?
I love them.
And I am a firm believer that the only way to eat them is roasted and cooled.
(Before I had ever eaten a beet, I asked my step-mom what they tasted like, since they had a bunch from their garden. She struggled to describe them in words, but responded,
"Well, you would probably eat them if you were starving."
Not a glowing review, Ruth :)
They have since become one of my favorite foods.)
How do you roast a beet?
Great question, and there are a few different ways,
but the following works for me consistently every time, with minimal mess.
Step one: Buy beets.
Make sure they are about the same size so roasting them takes roughly the same amount of time. Pictured above are golden and red beets. Golden beets have a more mellow flavor and both are beautiful in a salad.
Step two A: Trim the greens.
Leave about a half inch of stems attached to reduce the risk of juices leaking out during roasting.
Hint: The greens are edible as well. Use them just as you would spinach or swiss chard. I recommend wilted with quinoa and a protein.
Step two B: DON'T trim the "tails." The only reason not to cut off the root is, again, to reduce the risk of juices leaking out during roasting. They will be discarded with the rest of the peeled outer layer.
*Beets have a LOT of sugar. So, if their juices leak while roasting, the pan is a sticky mess and requires soaking. I don't like doing dishes, so it seems to make sense to me to avoid this with these simple steps. Also, don't you want the beets to stay juicy and delicious?
Step three: Rub them with oil and wrap them tightly in aluminum foil.
(You could skip this step if you are roasting a whole dutch oven full. I usually only roast 3 at a time, so I put them on a cookie sheet instead.)
Step four: Bake at 325-425 for 45-60 minutes. It doesn't really matter. If you are using the oven for something else, just stick them in.
Step five: Let them cool. (I rarely succeed at waiting long enough.) Unwrap them and peel them. If they have been cooked for a sufficient amount of time, this will involve very little effort and result in pink fingers. Don't worry, it comes off your skin within a day. Your clothes, on the other hand, will likely be stained, so take appropriate precautions or just be really careful.
Step six: Slice into 1/8" to 1/4" slices.
If cut to be circular, they will have concentric circle markings. Perpendicular to this they will still be striped, but not as pretty.
If you are making my favorite salad (this one, right now), then stick a couple jalapenos in the oven for the last 15 minutes or so of roasting time. Turn them halfway through. They are done when you can see blisters of their thin skin or they are browning.
Note: red jalapenos are, in fact, hotter than green ones.
This is not, necessarily,a bad thing.
After they have cooled, peel the plastic-looking skin off.
De-seed and de-vein them, then finely dice (
brunoise, if you will).
On a bed of gorgeous greens, place the sliced beets artistically and sprinkle the brunoised jalapenos. Crumble some salty, delicious blue cheese and drizzle on some tahini-based dressing.
Serious. You came to the right place for weird food.
Weird, DELICIOUS food.
Maybe we can talk about grilled summer fruit on salads, next.